Posted on February 3, 2018
A Cold Skyscraper
Hello everybody! For my last assignment from the Writing Assignment Bank this week, I decided to do the Haiku It Up! assignment. Here is my haiku: Abandon nighttime A cold skyscraper destroy betrayed by the cloud… Read More
Posted on February 3, 2018
*Insert Part About Owning Your Soul*
For this assignment, I will be writing the Terms of Service for the apocalypse. *clears throat* Let us begin. Terms of Service-Intro The following terms govern your access to our services including making your life hell, running from… Read More
Posted on February 3, 2018
SHEWEE: SAVIOR OF THE APOCALYPSE
Hello everybody! Today I chose a product that I think will help me survive the apocalypse. The product I selected is the SHEWEE. If you are unfamiliar with the SHEWEE, it is a device that helps women to… Read More
Posted on February 3, 2018
NICE TRY, ALIENS
So this little post here is going to be about “The Screwfly Solution” by Raccoona Sheldon. I do recommend reading it, but if you are not one who likes to read about violent things and really screwy situations… Read More
Posted on January 24, 2018
A Tragic End
I bit my lip, avoiding letting the words in my mind come out. “What’s wrong, babe?” Malcolm asked inquisitively. I sighed, looking down at the ground. “There’s been something I’ve been meaning to tell you. I haven’t told… Read More
